Dear Snow,

I'm really sorry to have to say this....but....I think it's time that we take a break.

-A long one-

I do love you, don't get me wrong, but right now...this just isn't working out for me.

I'm sure you understand. I don't know what went wrong, you used to be so beautiful, and pure...now your all wishy washy, and turning to brown mush. I'm totally not into that.

I think this break will be good for you too!

You know, you can take a break from working so hard, and have a vacation!

Maybe after a while we can...you know rekindle the fire? Well....that may not be the best idea for you, but you know what I mean. Don't take it personally. It happens to the best of us.

Sincerely,

The entire population of Western New York.